Take Me Out???
Unfortunately or fortunately, this post won’t be centered on myself and you won’t need to dread a second of the sight of my face in this post at all
I initially had a brainblock as to what I’d be talking about in this post since I haven’t done a post unrelated to personal outfits for suuuuuch a long time. However, I’ve settled with basing today’s post on my imaginary boyfriend wooHOOoo. Ha, k not really. Basically I’ll just be talking about what I’d fancy guys to wear.
Reason I decided on this is the lack of logic and sense a lot of guys (guys where I’m at, at least) put into getting an outfit together.. I mean yeah they’re probably lazy or think they’ve got better things to do or whatever but they seriously need to be aware of how much more their potential of getting laid would dramatically increase by putting SOME effort into looking good.. I’m not trying to be shallow and superficial or whatever but like, come on. Anyone’d be so much more impressed by a nicely-polished person rather than some dude in some ugly old tee and boring khaki berms am i right AMIRITE?!
IT’S NATURAL. So please don’t go all new-age prophet on me talkin bout inner beauty or some other cliché of the like.
Hence, it would be phenomenally superb if more guys start dressing themselves better, by for example, taking notes from some of these stylish masculine legends:
1. Picasso
Yes. Pablo Picasso. Guys really should dress like him, no joking. He doesn’t just know how to make a visual impact via his masterpieces y’all, this guy’s got serious style. Striped tshirt – BAM! Checkered trousers, maroon socks and off-white loafers – BAM! BAM! BAM! You wanna be lazy and just throw on a tshirt? You better make sure it’s some nice lookin’ shirt paired with some other nice-lookin’ pieces of clothings.
dress like him:
Brg and Navy Breton Stripe Tee by Topman
Time Teller Watch by Nixon
Burnt Red Ivy League Chinos by Paul Smith
Sand Italian Handmade Leather Loafer Shoes by Pakerson
Vintage Round Glasses
and a bike.. yeah, a bike. A shiny black one with a chocolate-covered seat. How cute would a guy in this outfit look on that bike?!
2. The Duke of Windsor
I’m not kidding. So what if I don’t know much about what this guy has done to contribute to society at his time? All I know is he dresses RAD and that guys need to learn to pull of a jumper as good as him.
dress like him:
Jacquard Pattern Crew Neck Jumper by White Mountaineering
Antony Messenger Bag by Mulberry
Oxford Trim Ink Blue Shirt by Fred Perry
Tan Brown Chino Shorts by Paul Smith
Woven Leather Belt by Anderson’s
Navy Chuck Men Only Shoes by Paul Smith
Last but DEFINITELY NOT IN ANY WAY AT ALL the least
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
*squeals*
Need I say more? He’s perfect.
dress like him:
Panelled Cotton-Piqué and Leather Blazer by Junya Watanabe
Plaid and Houndstooth-Panelled Cotton Shirt by Junya Watanabe
Leather Messenger Bag by Marc by Marc Jacobs
Navy Slim-Fit Cotton-Twill Shorts by Burberry Brit
Leather Penny Loafers by A.P.C.
Square-Frame Tortoiseshell Sunglasses by Yves Saint Laurent
A Box of Camel Crush Cigarettes (don’t laugh, it’d be so hot)
and to go with the cigs, a vintage tan leather cigarette case (HOW HOT IS THAT)
Yeah.. so uhm.. someone out there get this together and take me out for dinner or something?
Hahahahhahaha k I’m done.
























